Monday, July 27, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Well, this week I certainly was NOT trying on clothes in a dressing room with S when she announced that she had to tee-tee. I certainly did NOT tell her to hold it in and then try to distract her by making her my "big helper." I even did NOT tell her they didn't have a bathroom we could use there, because that would have been selfish and insensitive. I did NOT want to just finish trying on my clothes. (side note: She had just used the bathroom 30 minutes before at the restaurant - so I thought she just wanted to go to the bathroom like toddlers do sometimes and we were only two outfits in...probably four to go...and I really don't think they had a customer bathroom) I did NOT get fair warning when S said, "I can't hold it in!" Then I did NOT see that "uh-oh" look on her face which lead to an equally, if not more terrified "uh-oh" look on my face. I did NOT pick her up and place her in the middle of the dressing room just in time for the river to flow. Of coarse, it was NOT tons and tons and tons of "tee-tee." I did NOT pause for a moment thinking what to do - how will I clean this up? And I surely did NOT try on just one more thing while I had her stand completely still before we exited and broke the news to the nice girl working. Are you kidding me? I would definitely NOT do that!!
I also did NOT have to wear pants two sizes (okay, maybe 1 & 1/3 sizes ;) ) too big to church because some laundry fairy completely hid all of my clothes from me - seriously. I could find nothing - they vanished! Granted, with the extra "Crews pounds" I do NOT have to lose, I do NOT have just a couple of church worthy and especially nursery worthy clothes to wear. I did NOT feel like Bozo the Clown with my "balloon pants" as Chase so lovingly called them. I absolutely was NOT so mortified to have them on that I did NOT change them in the van, while Chase was driving down Hwy 55, without removing my seat belt! It was NOT straight to blue jeans for me.
Man I love Not Me Monday!
Now...Here are some recent pictures...Disney on Ice. S was all decked out in Cars from head to toe. We had a good time and even got to see our friends Emily, BearBear, and Paige (pictured below)!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
First Haircut and Easter
Friday, April 10, 2009
She has arrived...
Thursday, April 2, 2009
More Pictures
Monday, March 30, 2009
Auburn Crew
Monday, February 16, 2009
Not Me Monday
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I have NOT loved MckMama's site too long and had her button on my blog for soooo long to just now do a Not Me! Monday! ... So here is some catching up from the past month or so...
I did NOT have to ride home from Dr. Bang's office wearing nothing on top but a bra and a pillow case draped around my shoulders because I was thrown up on two or three times in the office. Not Me! That would be gross!
I have NOT decided that I would love to throw every last thing in my house away (except the chocolate) just so it could stay clean for 15 minutes - Not Me! That would be such a waste of money, right?
I have NOT had to limit myself to one jar of Nutella a month, because I do NOT eat it by the spoonfuls as sit and watch TV or catch up on blogs...that would be so fattening, so I would NOT do that!
I also do NOT have a great and wonderful husband who gave me a box of chocolate for Valentine's Day which I have NOT eaten all but the few - I mean few- last pieces. No, that would be glutton-ess!!
I have NOT indulged by child with everything Cars imaginable - even the famous "Car Boots!" I did NOT have a hard time waiting to give them to her for Valentine's Day! I especially did NOT give her one of her books: If You Give A Cat A Cupcake early because I truly couldn't wait any longer to read it to her. I would NOT do that - that may spoil her!
I also do NOT allow my son to use a pink paci when the need arises, just to keep peace and quiet his hawk-like squeals. But most importantly I have NEVER let him use it in public! Nope! NOT ME!
Whewwww! That was a little therapeutic! Now, for some updated pictures of my little darlin's click HERE.